The story
High, the last dog on pump.fun
- 00:00The timeline said it's over."Boycott pump.fun." "Everyone's leaving." One by one, they spat out the little green and white pill and moved on.See #BOYCOTTPUMPFUN on X
- 00:01"Drugs are bad, mmmkay?"Someone posted the pill with a red line through it. 718K views. Everyone nodded: don't take it.
- 00:02We took it anyway.Green eyes. Zero regrets. We don't do what the timeline tells us.
- 00:04Then we jumped off the tallest chart in the city.CT had the screenshot ready for the fall.
- 00:07There was no fall.Only up. Past the FUD, past the boycott, past every "it's over" post.
- 00:10Now there's a pack.Every holder is one more dog who swallowed the pill. The boycott turned into our marketing.
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